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Why Jesus had to have brothers and a lot of sisters
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 11:43 am
by Giuseppe
This is the reason, I think:
Then God blessed Noah and his sons, saying to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the earth
(Gen 9:1)
How can you doubt
now that Jesus didn't obey to creator god (demiurge)?
Re: Why Jesus had to have brothers and a lot of sisters
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:14 pm
by robert j
Giuseppe wrote: ↑Thu Nov 15, 2018 11:43 am
How can you doubt
now that Jesus didn't obey to creator god ... ?
Yeah, I can see it now. A young Jesus plying Mary and Joseph with candles, and massage oil, and wine. And guarding he door so they might have some privacy.
Re: Why Jesus had to have brothers and a lot of sisters
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:27 pm
by Giuseppe
robert j wrote: ↑Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:14 pm
Giuseppe wrote: ↑Thu Nov 15, 2018 11:43 am
How can you doubt
now that Jesus didn't obey to creator god ... ?
Yeah, I can see it now. A young Jesus plying Mary and Joseph with candles, and massage oil, and wine. And guarding he door so they might have some privacy.
please, don't deride my point. I hope that you are not another
Secret Alias. I am arguing that the Judaizers invented a pious perfect Jewish family for Jesus, and the first duty for a pious Jewish family is to have a lot of sons.
Re: Why Jesus had to have brothers and a lot of sisters
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 1:13 pm
by Secret Alias
How can you doubt now that Jesus didn't obey to creator god (demiurge)?
So why don't Jews have families numbering 10 - 20 kids if this so obvious?
Re: Why Jesus had to have brothers and a lot of sisters
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 1:13 pm
by Secret Alias
Answer: the rabbinic interpretation - if it isn't a blessing, don't have kids. There are as many interpretations as imaginative people.
Re: Why Jesus had to have brothers and a lot of sisters
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 1:23 pm
by Giuseppe
I think that the high number of sisters and brothers for Jesus is to be enumerated as another fantastic miracle, as well improbable as walking on waters, etc.
Re: Why Jesus had to have brothers and a lot of sisters
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 1:52 pm
by Secret Alias
But does the fact that 'it occurred to you' mean that it is true or has any intrinsic worth as an argument or explanation?
Re: Why Jesus had to have brothers and a lot of sisters
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 2:18 pm
by MrMacSon
Giuseppe wrote: ↑Thu Nov 15, 2018 11:43 am
This is the reason, I think:
“Be fruitful ...
Bananas.
Re: Why Jesus had to have brothers and a lot of sisters
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 2:48 pm
by perseusomega9
Obviously a prediction of the great churchman Polycarp
Re: Why Jesus had to have brothers and a lot of sisters
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:03 pm
by MrMacSon